me: "ok class we are going to learn how to fight and use weapons. so now choose a weapon."
student: "why are we doing this. wont one of us get killed."
me : "oh you all are fighting me, i wont kill any of you. im just a little mad today so if you do run i will cut off your legs." i smile
students: "your f'in crazy!"
me: cut off the student tongue "would any of you want to swar in frunt of me."
